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In a few hours we’ll get the Oscar nominations, but Monday already brought us cinema news of equal worth: the Golden Raspberry Award nominations. The mock awards show, known to close friends as the Razzies, announced the nominations for their 28th annual ceremony celebrating the year’s worst movies.

There were really no surprises. Lindsay Lohan got a bunch of nominations for a movie that nobody remembers (I Know Who Killed Me), Eddie Murphy got a record-setting five nominations for his most recent “Come-Watch-Eddie-Murphy-Play-A-Bunch-Of-Crazy-Characters” project (Norbit) and Jessicas Biel and Alba each got few of their own for…does it even matter?

Some notable omissions: Alvin and the Chipmunks, Fred Claus, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, Underdog, Wild Hogs, Sweeney Todd. (I am the only one that thought Sweeney Todd was really really boring? I get it, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton are creepy and Helana Bonham Carter is super creepy, but c’mon.)

The actual ceremony takes place on Saturday, February 23. For the full list of nominees hit up www.razzies.com.