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So, at this point, we all know most of last night’s Oscars results, and if you’re anything like me, the last thing you need is another long-winded rant about who got robbed and who looked awful. Therefore, I will merely take a quick glance at the night’s major awards, with a five-word maximum for my thoughts on each.

Best Picture: No Country for Old Men — There Will Be a recount.

Best Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men — Should have won for Fargo.

Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will be Blood — Makes hoop earrings look cool.

Best Actress: Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose — Stunningly beautiful. The Monster effect.

Best Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men — Mostly remembered for the creephair.

Best Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton — Cate, it ain’t you babe.

Full list of winners after the jump…

Best Motion Picture: “No Country for Old Men.”

Lead Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis, “There Will Be Blood.”

Lead Actress: Marion Cotillard, “La Vie en Rose.”

Supporting Actor: Javier Bardem, “No Country for Old Men.”

Supporting Actress: Tilda Swinton, “Michael Clayton.”

Director: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, “No Country for Old Men.”

Foreign Language Film: “The Counterfeiters,” Austria.

Adapted Screenplay: Joel Coen and Ethan Coen, “No Country for Old Men.”

Original Screenplay: Diablo Cody, “Juno.”

Animated Feature Film: “Ratatouille.”

Art Direction: “Sweeney Todd the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.”

Cinematography: “There Will Be Blood.”

Sound Mixing: “The Bourne Ultimatum.”

Original Score: “Atonement,” Dario Marianelli.

Original Song: “Falling Slowly” from “Once,” Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova.

Costume: “Elizabeth: The Golden Age.”

Documentary Feature: “Taxi to the Dark Side.”

Documentary Short Subject: “Freeheld.”

Film Editing: “The Bourne Ultimatum.”

Makeup: “La Vie en Rose.”

Animated Short Film: “Peter & the Wolf.”

Live Action Short Film: “Le Mozart des Pickpockets (`The Mozart of Pickpockets’).”

Visual Effects: “The Golden Compass.”